Post by caroline on Jun 9, 2013 13:31:50 GMT
A Bad day if...
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
- You see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your town.
- The man you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your husband.
- Your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the motorway.
- You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
- You see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your town.
- The man you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your husband.
- Your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the motorway.
- You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up
